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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

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dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

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botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

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gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

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mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

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communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

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heckacute:

My favorite type of vandalism is planting acorns next to sidewalks so they will grow into big oak trees and ruin the sidewalk in forty years. 

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judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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