ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(via 93fakesmiles)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(via unretrieved)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via younglungss)

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

(via unretrieved)

badtvblog:

I wish I didn’t relate to this

(via kixxinq)

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

(via tessahandswebmemrm)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via ju-stfriends)

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

(via jimmynoonan724)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via jimmynoonan724)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

never ever hit the space bar on your keyboard or else you will be taken to SPACE so dont EVER hit it this is a psa

image

*sweats nervously*

(via kixxinq)

abrotion:

gay marriage is only legal in 18 countries but being gay is a crime in 83 countries like i’d literally be breaking the law just by LIVING in 83 countries in the world but yeah go on tell me again how “homophobia isn’t even a big deal anymore” thanks

(via pantlesscait)

richwhitelesbian:

yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school

(via hellabloggin)

Forehead kisses are so important

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via kixxinq)

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(via fancy-like-a-mother-fucker)

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