sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via calabozos)

dimpleforyourthoughts:

i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so

(via fancy-like-a-mother-fucker)

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via unretrieved)

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via therhymenoceros)

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via rigidly-controlled-dragon)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via fancy-like-a-mother-fucker)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via slapping)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(via rigidly-controlled-dragon)

caseyanthonyofficial:

My parents didnt let me watch winnie the pooh as a kid because he didnt wear pants

(via beautifulminds-beautifulsouls)

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